No more excuses.
I will forever reblog this
It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.
its fruit i wont gain weight
i love how i went from “lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fuckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shit”
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …
“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”